Funny Pollution Quotes ...
AIR POLLUTION
"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
— David Letterman
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
— Lee Iacocca, CEO/Chairman, Chrysler Corporation, 1979-1992
"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
— Robert Orben
"Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust?"
— Lane Olinghouse
Funny Quotes about
WATER POLLUTION
"Man is a complex being; he makes the deserts bloom and lakes die."
— Gil Stern
"Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years."
— Charles Haas
Funny Quotes about
POLLUTION IN GENERAL
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
— Dan Quayle, former US vice president
"We have met the enemy and he is us."
— Walt Kelly (from "Pogo")
"We have found the sources of hazardous waste and they are us."
— US EPA, from "Everybody's Problem: Hazardous Waste"
